Step one: buy deep fryer.
Step two: use it enough for normal purposes to get slightly bored.
Step three: come up with the craziest from-the-fridge leftover-utilizing americanized "sushi" inspired thing you’ve ever seen.
Ladies and gentleman, I not-so-proudly present the Real Ultimate Power Fusion Roll:
Behold, and be fearful! What you have before you is mushroom-kissed risotto wrapped around the flavored edges of not just honey ham, but deli-sliced buffalo chicken and provolone cheese. The nori-replacement consists of the rectangular-cut slices of said honey ham and buffalo chicken. Simply roll like maki, and then tempura fry.
K.Walters will summarize: "Dear Baber, this is K.walters’ stomach… what did you just make her eat? i think it had some risotto in it… I hate you."